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Zippy, how do gnomes celebrate Christmas?

Our Christmas celebrations are much more meaningful than what you see in the United States today. We don’t ever buy gifts, we always make them for each other. You should try that, be a little less material about the holiday!

We don’t have our own Christmas trees, but we LOVE to come to see your Christmas trees! We eat quite a lot at the holidays, because it’s important to maintain our gnomish figures. We prepare some of the fare, but we hope you will leave some food out for us that you have fixed. It’s only polite, you know.

If you do that, we will be sure to do little extras for you throughout the year too. Things will run a little smoother…and if you don’t, well, don’t expect a helping hand from gnomes in the new year.

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